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		<title>Carol Ann</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pisses in her pants in public places and will let you cum inside of her before you even buy her a drink!
&#8230;and they think I am the wild one!?!!
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		<title>Back by Popular Demand</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you may have noticed, I have not written a blog in quite sometime.  This is not because I have been busy, but because I have become (a tiny bit) boring in an attempt to fit in to polite society.  I guess I could have written about that, but what the fuck is so interesting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday the 13th</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 05:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Na-na-Na-na-Na-na BATMAN!!!
Oh wait, that&#8217;s not today. Or is it?
My bad for being confused, boring, and lame.
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		<title>Skint Knees</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have consumed enough Gatorade to hydrate a softball team today but i do not feel any better.  I wake up, drink another bottle and then go back to sleep, hoping that the next time I wake up my head will feel different.  My efforts have failed me.
Once again, I can not accurately account for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tipp</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am sitting at the Tipperary Inn trying to decide what I should eat before I commence to drinking a large amount of Jameson.  I find that whiskey stays down much better on a full stomach.
Madhat thinks that I am the designated driver.  Only because I told him I would be, not because I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stinky</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today.
hmmmmm&#8230;
I did not even take a shower today and my armpits are kinda smelly.  I also need to brush my hair.
&#8230;but then I ask myself, &#8220;Why?&#8221;.
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		<title>Losing Streak</title>
		<link>http://www.misswhiskey.com/?p=26</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight I went to the Stars game and watched them play the Canadians.  We lost 3-1.  Sucks my face off.
So to continue the bad luck,  I came home and ordered a dozen shitty hot wings and opened up an average bottle of  Valpolicella to ruin any chance of being health conscientious.  I expect to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Economy Plan Ever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided to rewarded myself today by buying 2 pairs of fabulous new shoes that I have absolutely nothing to wear with.  So you see, not only am I excited about my new shoes because they are fabulous, but because they undoubtedly guarantee further economic stimulus!!!!  This should be good news for all. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This blog sucks&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is an average day.
I am sitting here, pissed off that I broke the coffee pot, thinking about things to write in this blog.
I was so excited to start this thing, thinking I could write about all my drunken debauchery and have a written account of all my misdoings.  However, there are a few problems [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Positive Polly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just wanted to say that I have a very good life, even though I get all upset about living here and am homesick.  I just don&#8217;t get the people here and vice versa&#8230; Here in the good ol&#8217; state of Texas, I do have a wonderful home, daughter, and pretty awesome baby daddy [...]]]></description>
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