As you may have noticed, I have not written a blog in quite sometime.  This is not because I have been busy, but because I have become (a tiny bit) boring in an attempt to fit in to polite society.  I guess I could have written about that, but what the fuck is so interesting about learning how to boil water?  If you are like me and do not know how to boil water, trust me when I say you are not missing out on a great secret of life.  Order pizza instead and all you have to do tie your robe long enough to walk to the door.  In fact, depending on the quality of the delivery staff, tying your robe can be optional (which is helpful if you are short on cash).

So as a direct result of my boredom with normalcy, my inability to be polite, and the shocking number of requests for new posts, I have decided to share my misery with you by updating my blog more frequently.  That and the fact, I will use any excuse to condone my bad behavior.

Yes, you are very welcome indeed.