Today is an average day.
I am sitting here, pissed off that I broke the coffee pot, thinking about things to write in this blog.
I was so excited to start this thing, thinking I could write about all my drunken debauchery and have a written account of all my misdoings. However, there are a few problems with this idea.
First and most important: I would have to remember what I did. This serves to be a big problem for me. I have been told it is because I have selective memory, but I really think it is because I had to much fucking Jameson. That could also be the possible cause of the headache I have now.
Second and also most importantly: I have probably told the only person who reads this blog a completely different story than what, hypothetically speaking, actually happened. Of coarse, this is not because I am a liar.
Figuring this out, I was tempted to quit and take the site down. However, I digress.
I am going to make this here blog something special. Just wait and see.
Goody goody gum drops!!!!